Bloodtrocuted is a full-on ass-kicking assault of extreme blogitude! As the Dethklok song of the same name is to the ears, this site is to the eyes… 100% heavy metal brain-rapeage! Be warned: at any moment, the words on these pages may erupt from your screen and kick your fucking teeth in!!

Alright, I’ll admit… that description may be a bit of an exaggeration. Overall this site is simply a dumping ground for my overall thoughts on life, music, movies, and whatever the hell else I feel like writing about.

I expect to have somewhere around zero readers, so if you’re reading this right now, the site has exceeded my expectations. Thanks. Go me.